Thursday, July 5, 2007

More Metallic Wildlife

Now outside my window I have one neon bison and one giant aluminum bison...


How many more do I need for a stampede?

8 comments:

Paul said...

That is SO funny. It's a zoo!

Is this Ted's way of attracting business?

Matt said...

Hmmm. Two is a date. Three is an outing. Four is a party. Five - that's my vote for a stampede.

Maddog said...

And why do you have a heard of animals outside your window?

dbv said...

4 quantifies a stampede, i read that somewhere... kidding... what fun... i send you $5 if you post a pic of yourself posing on one of the bison!!! lol....

ThatGuy said...

correction - you have one giant aluminum anatomically correct bison...

he's packin'

somewhere joe said...

That sounds like a likely collective noun - a stampede of bison.

As for the number, I suspect it depends on how fast they're running at you. One would be stampede enough for me.

Dean said...

Watch out, all those lesbians where you live might not like something that well hung that doesn't need "D" cell batteries... I'm just sayin'....

CondoBlogger said...

Paul - yes... that particular bison has been in a number of Atlanta parades recently... Pride, 4th of July... Right now the parking meters are gone off that part of the street and so it's open season for giant buffalo parking!

Matt - that's reasonable!

Maddog - I live above a Ted's Montana Grill. It's a resturaunt that serves bison from Ted Turner's ranch in Montana.

DBV - You KNOW I would take you up on that, but the bison is too tall to climb, plus he is safely situated behind a fence.

Thatguy - YES! I didn't notice that until you mentioned it, but he is, in fact, packing! No balls though.

Joe - Stampede of Bison, Gaggle of Geese, Pod of Whales, Murder of Crows...

Dean - My 'hood is known for it's lesbian population... but I think the're cool with the bison. For now anyway.